- J Russel Lynes
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it;
if you can’t ignore it, top it; if you can’t top it;
if you can’t top it, laugh at it;
if you can’t laugh at it, it’s probably deserved
Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
- Groucho Marx
I regard you with an indifference bordering on aversion.
- Robert L Stevenson
He looked as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
- Raymond Chandler
He’s liked, but he’s not well liked.
- Arthur Miller
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions
- Mark Twain
Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
- Jonathan Swift
He would stab his best friend to write an epigram on his tombstone.
- Oscar Wilde
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire
- Winston Churchill
He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
- Ayn Rand
He had a winning smile, everything else was a loser.
- George C Scott
The tautness of is face sours ripe grapes.
- William Shakespeare
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea and that was wrong.
- Benjamin Disraeli
